Old Noob Enterprises [1NUB]

Old Noob Enterprises is based on the principle of a fleet of one (skills (mostly) not needed). We are now hiring! Read the full description, particularly the bottom section for applicants for more information. Honorable, creative mercenaries without an attitude problem are invited to contact the CEO for independent contractor opportunities. Alliances not currently sought. Corp mottos: "Fly like a noob." "Fly dangerously." -- gewns are such bitches I can sit in VFK-IV after wardeccing them, call them faggots, and afk in mah velator without a problem (uncloaked for tower kill to record it after enough hours of lulz): War: Old Noob Enterprises vs. Goonswarm Federation -- Now looking for: alliances / corps worthy of wardeccing for lulz. Interested parties are invited to apply via Sildar Ironheart's deathboard. -- === Information for potential applicants Disclaimer: 1nub is essentially a glorified solocorp. If you join, I will help you when I am on to the best of my ability, but when I am off, you should be capable of flying solo at the least. However, all noobs are welcome, whether you started yesterday or, like me, you have an old character but still do stupid things. Benefits: - Competitive salaries - Signing bonuses - lulz - junior and senior officer positions available, as well as executive positions, for all departments imaginable; board of directors positions and stock grants also possible for extremely well-qualified noobs We operate on evetime, in all security types (hs, ls, null, wh), and encourage all employees to do the same as soon as they feel comfortable, and we provide opportunities and advice to get started. We also enjoy (almost) all aspects of the game, including missions, exploration, and flying in dangerous areas. However, 1nub operates on a strict NRDS policy, and, in fact, its pilots often fly entirely without guns. Why? We don't believe in piracy. Never have; never will. If you're a pirate, catch me if you can, but don't apply to my corp. If you're not, and you're willing to not shoot those who are willing to not shoot you (and there's few enough of them even if you like to kill to leave plenty of targets to keep you busy for a few lifetimes...): apply and learn techniques for survival wherever you may go. We teach pvp, but we focus first on survival. If they can't kill you, at the very least, you can make a great scout for the death which seeks your enemy. And you can also make a lot of ISK defending the Gallente Federation from Caldari bastards. Requirements: - Support Gallente Federation - Be willing to get shot at and die (for the sake of learning, luls, and isk). If you've read everything and you somehow think you're a fit with the madness that is 1nub, then apply at our office in Stacmon V - Impro Factory and/or message or convo Sildar Ironheart to find out anything more you'd like to know about Old Noob Enterprises (1nub). P.S.: 0% tax forever. == Endorsements == [00:37:01] Rupee Rue Sildar Ironheart keep it up