The Flying Circus of EVE [TFCOE]

u'"A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away\u2026." No, no, no. That\u2019s not right. We are the Knights of the round table who carry the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch for our King, The Great Potato! And the Lord spake, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once at the number three, being the third number to be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.\u201d For those who wish to join us on our journey, you may be asked questions which are difficult to answer. Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Sir Lancelot: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid. Bridgekeeper: What... is your name? Sir Lancelot: My name is Sir Lancelot of Camelot. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? Sir Lancelot: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour? Sir Lancelot: Blue. Bridgekeeper: Right. Off you go. Sir Lancelot: Oh, thank you. Thank you very much. [Crosses the bridge] Sir Robin: That\'s easy! [The other knights rush to the bridge keeper] Bridgekeeper: Stop. Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see. Sir Robin: Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I\'m not afraid. Bridgekeeper: What... is your name? Sir Robin: Sir Robin of Camelot. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? Sir Robin: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is the capital of Assyria? [pause] Sir Robin: I don\'t know that. [he is thrown over the edge into the ravine by an unseen force] AUUUUUUUUGGGH! [Galahad prepares to cross, and the Bridgekeeper stops him] Bridgekeeper: Stop. What... is your name? Sir Galahad: Sir Galahad of Camelot. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? Galahad: I seek the Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is your favourite colour? Sir Galahad: Blue-no! [he is also thrown over the edge] YEELLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOWWWWWWW! Bridgekeeper: [Chuckling at Galahad\'s demise, then turns to Arthur] Stop. What... is your name? King Arthur: It is \'Arthur\', King of the Britons. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or a European swallow? Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don\'t know that. [he is thrown over by his own spell] AUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGHHH!! Sir Bedevere: How do you know so much about swallows? King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you\'re a king, you know. Only those with a stout heart and who possess great coconuts may join. As we are a VERY professional organization. King Arthur: I am, and this is my trusty servant Patsy. We have ridden the length and breadth of the land in search of knights who will join me in my court at Camelot. I must speak with your lord and master. Guard: What? Ridden on a horse? King Arthur: Yes! Guard: You\'re using coconuts! King Arthur: What? Guard: You\'ve got two empty halves of coconut and you\'re bangin\' \'em together. King Arthur: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through... Guard: Where\'d you get the coconuts? King Ar'