Impossibly Huge Yellow Somethings [IHYS]

About Us The Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council has employed us to prepare the way for a hyperspatial express route. This new route will be used to deliver parts and materials for the new Citadels coming to New Eden. As part of the duties mandated by our contract, we are required to demolish all structures in space that lie along the path of the route. Abandoned structures that do not lie along the hyperspatial express route are also mandated to be removed as part of the Great Space Trash Removal Accord of YC115. Join Us We're currently accepting pilots capable of fitting and flying battlecruisers, battleships and their T2 variants. Previous PvP and/or structure engagement experience is helpful but not required. Pilots capable of fitting and flying dreadnaughts will instantly become a member of the Elite Cap Fleet (ECF) and enjoy all the benefits of said membership (disclosed after membership is granted, but worth it!) Frigate, destroyer and cruiser pilots are welcome for support, strategic and defensive roles during structure engagements, and offensive roles during other engagements. Any other pilot with low skills are also welcome as meat shields (only fair to be honest) and possibly cyno pilots for the ECF while they gain experience and learn the ropes of wardec and low/null PvP and structure engagement. We have a SRP (ship replacement policy) in place when you're flying any of our approved fits during any fleet engagement. Earn ISK Paid engagements are split among the participating fleet members by damage dealt and for any support, strategic or defensive activities during the engagement. Any loot drops are split evenly or as otherwise decided upon by the fleet. Monthly Contests For unpaid engagements mandated by the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council or Great Space Trash Removal Accord of YC115, monthly contests will award members with the highest number of kills, the highest total damage dealt, most cyno's lit, most overall participation in fleet activities and the most new members recruited, for example. Rewards will typically be a ship, ISK, skin or some equivalent depending on corporate profits and the winning members skill level and preference. Our Goals Our primary goal is to become the largest standing structure bashing fleet in New Eden. With Citadels coming next year there will be some very profitable opportunities in all areas of space that we would like to exploit. Secondary goals include large fleet engagements against high profile targets in high risk areas. Hire Us We accept contracts on behalf of those who wish us to target specific structures and demolish them. Our prices are below: High Security (5.0+) space (includes wardec fee): POS : 250M (S), 350M (M), 450M (L) ISK POCO: 150M ISK Low/Null: Negotiable per engagement To learn more about contracting for our services, please contact Silly Noob. Remediation If you feel that your structure was demolished in error, please sign form WTF-911 and send it to us in triplicate. It will be sent back, queried, lost, found, subjected to public inquiry, lost again, and finally buried in soft peat for three months and recycled as firelighters. PRO TIP: Do not leave your POS offline... especially during times of war. Future Protection By order of the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council, we cannot demolish structures that belong to any blue alliance or corporation, even when they are offline. The Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council strongly recommends that you join your corporation up with one of our blue alliances, or apply for blue status for your alliance with the Galactic Hyperspace Planning Council directly. Contact us for a full list of blue alliances to join your corporation to, or to apply directly for blue status.