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Founded Apr 2020 CEO: I LOVE YAOI
Members
8
Joins (30d)
0
Departures (30d)
0
Turnover (30d)
0.0%
Median tenure
3.2y
Avg tenure
3.9y
Member count — last 6 months
Unchanged — 8 members throughout
No joins or departures in the last 6 months.

About

ON THE 10TH DAY OF MY LOCKED UP METH MARATHON, THE TARP LAID ACROSS THE FLOOR OF MY APARTMENT BEGAN TO BOIL WITH THE SPILLED SEED, SWEAT, MIASMA OF A PERSON ON THE VERGE OF KILLING GOD WITH THEIR OWN STUBBORN MADNESS. ALL OF THE CARVED FRUIT BEGAN TO FUME UP FROM THE HUMIDITY. THE WALLS WERE CAKED WITH A SICKENING RESIN. EVERY TIME MY QUIVERING HANDS CLOSED, I FELT LIGHTNING IN MY SPINE. IT CRACKLED AND WITH HORRIBLE MOVEMENTS I BEGAN TO DANCE WAY, FEELING MY POSSESSED SINEW SNAP WITH EVERY BEAT OF MY HEART. AT THIS POINT I HAD ONLY KNOWN BREATHS STOLEN FROM OF THE ASHY TAR THAT LAY IN THE AIR OF MY APARTMENT FOR DAYS, MY TONGUE BLED FROM THE DRYNESS, MY THROAT SWOLLEN LIKE A WEEK OLD CORPSE, WHAT LITTLE SLOBBER I COULD STILL SLING WAY DISTURBED THIS ACRID ATMOSPHERE, MOTES OF DEATH WRAPPING AROUND ME AS I CONTINUED MY FINAL DANCE. I WAS TO DIE WHERE I WAS BORN!!!!!!!! IN AN ANALOGUE OF MY OWN FILTH!!!!! I SHOOK MY FISTS UP AT THE CEILING!!!! I ENVIED THE MOST USELESS OF THINGS!!!!!! I CURSED THE BIRDS LOOKING DOWN ON ME THROUGH THE WEEPING WALLS, WAITING FOR THEIR MEAL TO ROT AWAY!!!!!!!! I WAS TO TAKE THE PLACE OF GOD, SHEDDING MY BODY, I SANG TO IT. HORRID LINE OF BONE SCRAPING WAY, OH GOD: HOW MAY YOU RECOVER FROM THIS DEATH OF YOURS? WRING YOUR SINEW ABLISTER, FASHION YOUR BONES INTO SPEARS, POLISH THIS BROKEN WORLD OF ALL IT IS WORTH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ This is an ad. This is an ad. This is an ad. This is an ad. This is an ad. This is an ad. THE FOLLOWING IS A PAID ADVERTISEMENT BY NutriBird 「鳥」 This is an ad. This is an ad. This is an ad. This is an ad. This is an ad. This is an ad. This is an ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ Get ahold of these idiots for further complaints: Moupa Yeva - Devil Fisted Nervehammerer, Construction Site putter-to-sleeper, Kingpin Shitpussy POWER LVL: Ten Apples Gay Vladimir Putin - Diplomat, Jenkem Accelerationist, Last remaining member of the Michigan Ghost Militia, racist grand dad POWER LVL: 5 Wood fire ovens over 5 kilograms of raw lye I LOVE YAOI - Winner of Iowa's 97th annual "Next Top MILF Cheerleader", Co-founder of Heterophobic Militant group: MO-ANGO-SHA POWER LVL: 50,000 JPY Hey, thanks for scrolling to the bottom, we're a completely normal small gang wormhole corp, feel free to say hi in local. :)
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Activity

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Evening windows (UTC): AU/Asia evening EU evening US evening

Recruitment velocity (12 weeks)

No recruitment activity in the last 12 weeks.

Recent joins

No recent joins in the last 30 days.

Recent departures

No departures in the last 30 days.

Members

Operating location

Wormhole 93.1%
Lowsec 6.0%
Nullsec 0.9%
Highsec 0.0%

Top regions

D-R00022 W-space
33.8%
C-R00012 W-space
23.1%
B-R00005 W-space
15.4%
B-R00004 W-space
15.4%
B-R00006 W-space
12.3%

Combat

Ships destroyed
116
Ships lost
45
Danger rating
67%
ISK efficiency
64.3%
Timezone distribution
All-time share
AU/Asia 4.3%
EU 69.0%
RU 5.2%
US East 13.8%
US West 7.8%
Combat profile
ISK destroyed 11.94B
ISK lost 6.62B
Gang ratio 72%
Solo ratio 35.5%
Avg gang size 1.8
Top ships
Sabre
Interdictor
50 kills
Kikimora
Destroyer
33 kills
Loki
Strategic Cruiser
20 kills
Proteus
Strategic Cruiser
18 kills
Legion
Strategic Cruiser
12 kills
Operational hotspots
J151610
D-R00022
16 kills
J170409
C-R00012
6 kills
J123450
B-R00005
5 kills
J143336
B-R00006
4 kills
J164528
D-R00022
4 kills
J144103
C-R00014
4 kills
J220654
A-R00002
3 kills
J160753
B-R00004
3 kills
Oinasiken
Black Rise
3 kills
J113108
B-R00005
3 kills
Ship class breakdown Top 12 of 22
Capsule
39 / 8
Frigate
24 / 4
Cruiser
9 / 3
Interdictor
5 / 7
Destroyer
3 / 6
Battleship
6 / 1
Strategic Cruiser
2 / 5
Command Destroyer
1 / 3
Industrial
3 / 0
Combat Battlecruiser
1 / 2
Mining Barge
3 / 0
Covert Ops
3 / 0
10 other ship classes
12 / 6
Combat style
Gang size profile
Solo
33
2+
54
5+
6
10+
0
25+
0
50+
0
100+
0
Identity
Blue-on-blue

Details

Founded Apr 5, 2020
Founded by Moupa Yeva
HQ Jita IV - Moon 4 - Caldari Navy Assembly Plant
Tax rate 0.0%
War eligible No
Primary timezone EU
Primary location Wormhole
Last active 202507