Tears-Make-The-Best-Lube [TMTBL]

Founded Apr 2022 CEO: underrworld0123

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Joins (30d)

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Turnover (30d)

25.0%

Median tenure

8.8mo

Avg tenure

1.8y

Member count — last 6 months

Net (30d): −2

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