The Church of Space Piracy [AHOOY]
About
u'The Ballad of the Church Eternal: A Creed of Piratical Glory In ancient nights when stars were young and wide, The names of terror burned across the tide \u2014 m0o did strike with chaos in their wake, And BoB once ruled till fate began to break. TLBC, M3G4 \u2014 mighty pirate crews \u2014 Wrote bloody songs in death\'s celestial hues. But now the void grows silent, cold, and tame, With krabs and carebears farming all the same. Where once was war, now isk-grind wears the soul \u2014 But lo! A Church returns to claim the role! We rise, the sons and daughters of the flame, To laugh at loss and carve again our name. No \u201celite\u201d stats nor polished boards we boast \u2014 But drink and wreckage be our holy toast. Our killboards messy? Aye, but still we cheer \u2014 For stories matter more than stats, me dear. We fly with faith, with freedom in our grip, And not a single soul shall crack the whip. Ye greenhorns, vets, ye madmen full of fire \u2014 Come chase the fun, the glory ye desire! In Stain, our sacred homeland, dark and deep, We sow the chaos others fear to reap. With Sansha\'s spawn and wreckage all around, We turn each site and scan into battleground. We fight, we die, we rise and fight once more \u2014 And call it life, not numbers kept in store. And now the Bloodlands stir in crimson hue \u2014 To Delve we march, with Phoenix bold and true. We\'ll build anew where raiders drank and bled, And crown our Keepstars in a sea of red. We ransom fair, for honor guides our code; Break faith, and ye\u2019ll be judged on justice\u2019s road. Bring forth yer proof \u2014 screenshots, logs, and word \u2014 And see the pirate\u2019s law be swift and heard. For rogues we are, but lawless? Never so \u2014 We keep the creed where lesser men won\u2019t go. So if ye fly alone, the Church be near; If with a crew, then Disciples draw ye here. No tax, no leash, just laughter, loot, and flame \u2014 And tales that echo loud beyond yer name. We fight not just for kills or isk or gain \u2014 We fight to bring the fire back to Stain. And now to Delve, with black flags raised up high, We ride \'neath blood and chaos in the sky. So hoist the sails, and let yer name be known \u2014 Among the stars, let Church and legend grow\u2019n. For ye were born to fly, to brawl, to burn \u2014 And from this sacred path, we shan\u2019t return.'
http://Member count (last 6 months)
Recruitment velocity (12 weeks)
New-member retention
Of new joiners from each cohort, the share still in the corp today.